Good morning, Thoughts.
In thinking about the last few months combined with the happenings of the last three years, here’s something I’ve concluded: boys hurt my heart, just like a plate full of bacon, sausages and eggs from Bon’s Off Broadway. You always think you know what you’re doing at the start; you think you’re going to pace yourself and go slow, but then you get caught up in the $2.99 bargain and inhale every morsel of delicious grease. Next thing you know, your chest hurts when you breathe and you think you’re about to die of a heart attack. It’s really just slight indigestion, but you’re melodramatic and think that the pain will kill you.
On the flip side, I hurt boys too. I’ll have an appropriate simile to follow at a later date. I don’t know what it will entail, but it might involve Hitler. He was an awful, awful man. I can be a reckless jackass sometimes and I hate myself for that. But, I still hate Hitler more.
June 8th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
maybe you should start dating MEN rather than BOYS?
by the way… nice analogy. i totally dig it. buffets. ha.
September 4th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Godwin’s Law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law)! In the original post already.
Great entry though, works both ways.
P.S.: anti-spam word of the second: friend.